OH NO HE DIDN’T!

Linx and Rio were sitting around, you know… bullshitting, when an Everest College commercial came on. An African-American youth suddenly appeared on the screen speaking in motivational slang.

He proceeds to (in Rio’s mind anyways) belittle Linx and Rio, telling them they aren’t doing anything productive.

In mid-commercial Rio yells at the TV, “FUCK YOU NIGGA! I’M DOING SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE! I JUST GOT OFF WORK!”. Then Linx yells, “YEAH NIGGA! I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE THIS! MY MAN WORKS TWO JOBS!”

Rio turns to Linx saying, “Fuck what he talmbout, let’s go to Starbucks!”

As the commercial ends, they both flip off the condescending bastard on the screen and they leave, arms linked and laughing.

Fifteen minutes later, they end up at Starbucks at their regular table. Too bad Linx almost had to slap a heaux for putting whipped cream on her white chocolate mocha!

Rio

Hair/Hat: KLETVA – Sam Hair – Sable Brown

Earrings: la ti da – Shoulder Duster – Original

Jacket: mon tissu – Rockaby Blazer – Black

Flower: mon tissu – French Pouf – Magenta

Shirt: Peqe – Kate Glitter – Air

Belt: Maitreya – Old Leather Belt – Black

Jeans: Armidi – Grace Jeans – Indigo

Boots: elikatira – Secret Boots – Black

Bag: MIEL – Messenger Bag

Skin: LeLutka – Gem Pack 2 Hush

Eyelashes: Glamorize – Overkill

Linx

Hair: Sadist Hacket – Nagi

Skin: PXL – Linda – Sunkiss

Top: UF – Leopards & Lace – Coral

Bottom: Fab.Pony – Acid Wash Skinnies – Cement

Shoes: Kao – Suede Fringe Boots – Black

Earrings: Paper Couture – Stone Hammer Earrings

Accessories

Miel – BFF Ticker

Blast – Flashy Watches – White

A.E. Meth – Glitter Eyeshadow

L. Fauna – Dimples – Dark

BND – Face Plug

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